We’re doomed: Clicker Heroes hits iOS, Android

Be strong

It’s a good thing I swore off Clicker Heroes. It was bad enough playing the game on a desktop computer. Now, the perpetual time-waster is available for iOS and Android. There’s no escape.

For the uninitiated, this is an idle game in which you attack monsters by tapping a bunch. Eventually, you can afford to buy heroes and upgrades to automate the process. You’re meant to check back in regularly to maximize efficiency, so the game doesn’t leave even when you do.

This is going to make so much money on mobile.