Weekend Destructainment: Rising hard

_{[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.]}

If you’re like me, then you think everything is about penises and sex jokes. EVERYTHING!

After the break is the best item ever. Then it’s a collection of fireballs! Next up is an extreme sports mashup with some videogames. Then the Old Spice guy answers a question from Captain of the Universe. The Destructainment ends with a heavy metal Metroid cover.

Crackdown 2’s moving orbs are GREAT!

Fireballs, fireballs, FIREBALLS!

Gnarcade, a dope mashup of videogames, music and extreme sports.

Random Robot Intermission: More of the Quadricopters.

Old Spice guy answers a question from Cliff Bleszinski.

Heavy metal cover of Metroid. Spotted on GoNintendo.