We played Binding of Isaac: Rebirth because we haven’t had a good cry in a while

Who beats off on paper? Werewolves. That’s who.

Max and I started playing The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth because it’s a good-ass game, and we like to do gaming. Max has actually never played any iteration of Binding of Isaac before, so I let him go first, knowing that I’d only have to wait a few minutes before my turn.

Bill Zoeker