We have TEN Zeno Clash codes to give away! [Updated]

ACE Team likes Destructoid, and we like ACE Team, which is why we have ten gift codes that will allow you to download freaky first-person-brawler Zeno Clash for absolutely bugger-all! That’s ten free copies of the game, and all you have to do is sit on your worthless arse and use the Internet.

That’s right! It’s another of our blatantly obvious comment grabbers thinly disguised as fun competitions, where simply posting on the site will net you a prize. Yes, I am being lazy and uninspired, but it means you get to be just as lazy, and still be in with a chance at a free game! God bless America!

Every fiftieth comment to this here post will win a free Zeno Clash gift key for use with Steam. The code will place the game on pre-order for you, to be downloaded and enjoyed at no cost on April 21. Once you get a 50th comment, send me a forum PM with your email, and I will email a product key. One code per person. In the case of multiple victories, the code will go to the next brand new poster.

Simple, right? If you have Steam and like really, really weird things, then this is a contest you definitely want to consider entering.

[Update: The contest is now OVER! Thanks for everybody who participated and contributed to a very funny thread. I have a PM box with FIFTEEN claimants for TEN codes. Some people are confused. Hit the jump for the winners!]

Contrary to what Dexter345 claims, I didn’t make it 50 comments just so I could scroll down. I made it 50 comments because I am a comment whore. However, the scrolling factor was a nice side-effect I hadn’t considered until I checked the winners. To verify your success or failure, just scroll down to the bottom of the first ten pages of comments. Those are our ten winners.

For reference, the official winners are as follows:

1. Bluexy
2. Garrfunkel
3. maxte
4. nukka jdav
5. Caffeine Knight (rolled over from nukka jdav and garrfunkel repeats)
6. PushDustin
7. gladstone
8. Iron1c
9. Stumpfreak
10. EroThraX

Please PM me via our forums if you have not already done so, providing me with an email address and I will send you a gift key. To redeem the key, insert it into the “Activate A Product On Steam” button under the “My Games” tab. It will show as a pre-order and activate on the game’s release date of April 21.