This is sick. Dude, stop it. You’re making everybody uncomfortable. Have you no shame?
This, ladies and gentlemen, is fighting game virtuoso Desk as he plays a few rounds of Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike one-handed against… himself! He’s operating two characters at the same time and making it look like the most natural thing in the world. He’s serving up parries, supers, and counters like grits at a Waffle House. Then at the 1:14 mark, the asshole whips out his cell phone and starts texting while wrecking Remy with the other hand. Good gravy.