Vita celebrates a sad third birthday with a PSN sale

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Happy birthday Vita
Vita it’s your birthday
Happy birthday Vita
Vita it’s your birthday

Maybe a heartfelt Michael Jackson tune can ease the pain of this sad sale, live tomorrow, commemorating Sony’s abandoned system. There’s a free Toro theme to go along with the god awful Call of Duty: Black Ops Declassified being lowered from $50 (fifty dollars!) to $15, at least.

There are some alright to good games on sale, like New Little King’s Story and Muramasa and Zero Escape, but the Vita’s most excelled titles are absent and it really shows that, while the highs are high — Tearaway, Gravity Rush, Persona 4 Golden — the system can be real empty otherwise. Especially recently.

I’m not sure if it’s more sad a game Jim gave a 1.5 is included in this third birthday sale, or that it is still being sold for $50 otherwise.

Happy Birthday PS Vita! Free Items, Big Sale [PlayStation Blog]


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