Banner? I hardly even know her!
Oh boy oh boy, I’m a week from making Jordan breakfast every morning and talking about the ’97 Colorado Rockies in person with Brett Makedonski. E3’s back, baby, like the Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bender the robot, Godfather III Pacino, and the one part of my body that, surprisingly, doesn’t hurt all the time.
The acceptable Los Angeles Convention Center down in hot and bad LA is doing its best to look the part, donning now its gay apparel, by which I mean gigantic advertisements for hot video games like Uncharted 4: Drake’s Colonic, Batman Presents Ernest Saves Christmas, Assassin’s Creed: Any Other Name Would Have Been Better and Not Called into Comparison That Syndicate Reboot.
Phew, ok, save some snark for the show.
Wait. A banner ad for Battleborn? You mean the “FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn Heroes!“
Bless this show.
More E3 banners (from Press-Stars) pic.twitter.com/K4ztyINIsZ
— Wario64 (@Wario64) June 8, 2015
— Evan Wells (@evan_wells) June 7, 2015