That’s right. For the fifth week in a row, Wii Fit is inexplicably still the number one selling “game” in the UK. The sad irony is that Wolverine is one of the few movie-based videogames that doesn’t suck, and it has become one of the few movie-based videogames not to top the chart. There’s something about which makes me feel sick to my frigging kidneys.
I think this has officially sealed my opinion that the general public is absolutely, unfathomably stupid and that if a nuclear warhead detonated and wiped out the majority of the human race, it would be no greater tragedy than if a fly drowned in some soapy water. Five weeks at the top of the chart, and not even a bloody movie tie-in can beat it. Britain has officially become demented.
Hit the jump for the full chart, which is full of every game that was in last week’s chart, because the drooling retards can’t stop buying the same crap. Hugh Jackman would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.
- Wii Fit
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine
- FIFA 09
- Wii Play
- Resident Evil 5
- Mario Kart Wii
- Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Athena
- The Godfather II
- Professor Layton & the Curious Village
- Call of Duty: World at War
- Street Fighter IV
- Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
- Carnival: Funfair HOW IS THIS STILL ANYWHERE IN THE CHART? YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!
- My Fitness Coach
- Killzone 2
- Brain Training
- Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
- Guitar Hero: World Tour
- Ben 10: Alien Force
- WSC Real 09: World Snooker Championships (Really?)
Published: May 5, 2009 08:00 am