Transformers: Fall of Cybertron will feature a reimagining of the Combaticons and their combined alter-ego, Bruticus. Naturally, Hasbro is at the ready with a pocketful of plastic, and plans to release five new figures that can slot together and create the giant Decepticon gestalt.
Lord help me, I’ll probably end up getting these. I’ll at least get Vortex, as I always liked him.
Toys are respectable things for adults to buy.