Torchlight is $4.99 on Steam and you WILL buy it

Runic Games’ awesome RPG Torchlight is on sale for $4.99 today and if you don’t buy it you are officially the world’s biggest, stupidest, most rubbish moron. Originally $20.00, the game was smashed down to $9.99 as part of Steam’s ludicrous holiday sale. Now it’s been slashed in half again. This is crucial. 

For those not in the know, Torchlight is an excellent Diablo-style RPG that should keep any dungeon-crawling, loot-starved adventurer occupied for many hours. At twenty bucks, the game was worth buying. Now it’s five bucks, you literally have no excuse unless RPGs give you cancer. Even then, I’d say the chemo is worth it.

Seriously, if you even so much as vaguely like RPGs and don’t purchase Torchlight today, you are a disgusting prick. Unless you already own it, of course. Which you should.