This is hilarious. Will Microsoft have anything left to show today? The ‘Soft’s Gamers Day has sprung more leaks than the Titanic, and far be it from us to help stem the flow. Up next, Too Human screenshots.
Xbox 360 exclusive Too Human has been a long time coming and has been plagued with controversy, but it’s nearly the moment for developer Silicon Knights to put its money where its mouth is. Our news contributor and framerate expert Joe Burling has analyzed these images and come to the conclusion that there is a lot of “pew pew” in the game. He cannot confirm rumors that a third “pew” is in the works. It may be revealed at the Gamers Day.
Also, check out the funky floating sword on the third screenshot. I wish I could do that.
I just padded out an article with complete bollocks and I’m going to get away with it. I love my job.