TomKat wedding less insane in digital form

If you’re like me, you’ve made a habit of insulting high ranking members of The Church of Scientology, and were banned from attending the wedding of Tom “Couch Stomper” Cruise to the lovely Katie “Mild Down’s Syndrome” Holmes. Yet again, the Internet comes to the rescue! A resourceful (and possibly soon-to-be-dead-under-mysterious-circumstances) Sims user, has rendered the entire wedding within the game engine.

My wife watched this video a few moments ago and made me promise that if we ever divorce and remarry (for the kids’ sake), that we’ll not only get married in a fancy Italian castle, but that some crazy basement-dweller from the Internet would capture the entire thing in a Will Wright game.

No wonder I hate my wife.

Earnest Cavalli
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