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It turns out that Toad (of Super Mario Bros) is gay. That’s news to me. I always figured with his gruff voice and his Aladdin-style shirtless vest look that he’d be straight. A ladies man, even. He rolls with the hottest girl in the land. Hello.
That’s not what ScrewAttack thinks, though. Apparently Toad moisturizes and does ballet. I wouldn’t label either choice particularly gay, but it may be that ScrewAttack’s gaydar is more sensitive than mine. “Fungay.” I see what you guys did there.
Wait. What’s wrong with having the entire collection of Golden Girls on DVD? Could that mean that….no. No.
*moisturizes*
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