This week in Destructoid

Started your holiday shopping yet? Yeah, me neither. Instead, I’ve been oooohing and aaaahhhing at all the awesomeness we keeping oozing out of our pores here at Dtoid. In case you were stuck in a mall all week, here’s what you missed:

• We all got a chance to actually play some games and then Nex knocked up some chick. 
• A.C. Slater said he loves us long time.
• You guys want to make a Dtoid game. We want all your royalties. 
• Big boobs make our Wiis happy. Pun machine breaks.
• Shawn Fanning has bitch tits. 
• PMS + Wii = One crazy woman. 
• Pixelated vag is scary. 
• Niero got all retro review on us. 
• More Wii-related porn. Spank it now, thank us later. 
• The Halo 3 ad was frickin’ awesome (use a Carl voice for that one). 
• G4 makes smartest move in decades. 
• Nerdrection is the hottest word ever. 
• Bob Ross prounced dead. Days later, found digging through our trash bin for happy trees. 
• A Ninty fanboy’s PS3 smear campaign is up in smoke. 
• A Blizzard game debate. Is it cold in here or are my nipples always this hard? 
• Time forgot the super scope. Sadly, so did I. 
• A gaming cabinet we’ve already stolen. 
• Sometimes Ninty fans take things a little too far. (But I still love it. WHY?!?!?) 
• Small Arms lacks any redeeming qualities. Luckily, our new writer Nagiko picks up the slack. 
• Wii Power Glove controls fat cats.
• Germans put down disgusting food and tasty beer for Wiis. 
• The ultimate fake game mashup. 
• Team killers are all the rage this season.