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NVIDIA is touting an “amazing new weapon for PC gamers,” and it’s not a new graphics card. It’s the fake energy drink “GeForce GTX,” which boasts 980mg of caffeine.
I typically only have an energy drink once or twice a year, during crunch time (my last was Metal Gear Solid V pre-embargo). But back in the day though when “LAN Cafes” were actually a popular thing, I’d down them like soda.
Maybe we’ll all have massive heart problems in our old age because of it. But for now, “game on!”
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