This shirt is TOTALLY not Left 4 Dead related

Looking at the header image, you might think this shirt has something to do with a certain extremely popular Valve game. Let’s be clear — the girl in this ad is obviously not Zoey, and this medkit does not resemble any medkits from any popular zombie-killing video games. I promise. Any similarities are entirely coincidental. This shirt was probably created for paramedics or something.

If you want this obviously not-inspired-by-Left 4 Dead shirt, if you REALLY like first aid, or if you’re a paramedic, you can pick it up at ThinkGeek for $16. Unless you are a boomer — then it will be $17 or $18, but in that case it’s probably already too late for a first aid kit to help you. Pills, on the other hand…

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