This giant Psyduck is a $300 roommate

Put it on my bill

Psyduck (a portmanteau of its real name Psychic Duckling) is a two-and-a-half foot tall Pokémon who looks constantly distressed. For nearly $300, you could have a lifesize recreation taking up space in your house. 

The Pokémon Center has started selling a giant plush Psyduck — 31 inches tall and nearly just as round — for ¥30,800 ($284). It is huge, it is adorable, it always has a headache. Nay, it is you who will have the headache, struggling for spare floorspace when a duck the size of a Lazy-Boy is now a fixture of the apartment. Check it out in the gallery below.

Anyway, this is the second time I’ve written about Psyduck inside of a month. It’s official: I am on the Psyduck Beat. If he opens a Miss Cleo tarot card hotline or eats bread in the park, I will be the first to tell you.

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Brett Makedonski
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