This actually exists: Dance on Broadway

I bet Hamza that a polar bear could take down a walrus in a fight to the death. I lost. Oh, how I lost. Animal Planet confirmed this with a hilariously animated short in which a walrus uses its tusks to impale a polar bear in the back and drag the poor beast underwater.

As such, here I am, telling you about Ubisoft and Longtail Studios’ Dance on Broadway. This piece of software allows you to sing and dance in such a way that is even more embarrassing than Just Dance. I didn’t think it was possible, but then again I didn’t honestly believe a walrus could kill a polar bear either; shows what I know.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to experience every human emotion simultaneously, click the play the button and prepare to be amazed.