They’re finally selling real-life Mario Karts

But only for kids

To be a kid again. Or, a 70-pound adult. That’s what it’ll take to enjoy the Super Mario Kart Ride-On Vehicle, available in March at Toys”R”Us for $199.99.

The kart has working pedals, can go in reverse, and there are tires for on-and off-road use. Most important of all, this thing plays sounds from Mario Kart. Hot damn!

I want to see videos of some kids’ years being made.

[Via Tiny Cartridge]