Pictured is a set of Super Mario fingernails that I am sure somebody, somewhere, thinks is really awesome and cool. I personally think it’s grotesque and I feel incredibly queasy just looking at them. It doesn’t help that the fingers look like they belong to an eighty-year-old woman.
Seriously, imagine an old granny with fingernails like those. While wearing nothing but a lacy black bra and thong panties. That she has soiled. Yeah, somehow those nails don’t look so awesome anymore, do they? I really think if I keep looking at these, I’m going to be sick all over my hands and shirt.
Anyway, who wants a set of nails like this?
