The Xbox 360 skillet

Is your 360 about as effective as a paperweight? Do you enjoy the sweet nectar of what the capitalist government calls “eggs?” Then I have quite the idea for you my good yellow liquid loving friend! There’s only three steps in this highly rewarding snack. Just open up your 360 case, locate the GPU heatsink, and dump an egg on it! Simple as that! You get two things out of this deal, a slightly burnt egg and a yolk covered motherboard. Yipee!In all seriousness though, get a warranty. Geez.