The worst part of the ’90s are alive in this Splatoon commercial

Kidz Bop is better

The ’90s had some terrible commercials, like for real. They often times had really cheesy or bad jingles, just like this new commercial for Splatoon. The only thing this is missing is a geeky kid with glasses covering a bully in paint with a squirt gun.

The machine gun-like sound the kid is making towards the end is probably the worst thing to happen to me in a long time. I hate it so much. Yuck. That being said I’m still very excited for Splatoon.

Jed Whitaker