The sad, short tale of Mr. Greedy and Mr. Speedy

Today’s Spelunky Challenge!

In today’s installment of The Daily Spelunk, Jordan and I both succumb to the worst parts of our nature and seal our fate quickly. Of course, nobody was feeling particularly hopeful at the outset. I had been playing ridiculously poor in the few warm-up rounds I had time for, while Jordan made it all the way to Olmec only to bite it mere seconds before we started recording and I think it really shattered his confidence.

None of this should be construed as an excuse for what you are about to witness here.

Conrad Zimmerman