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The Legend of Neil is back: Everyone deserves a Heart cookie after murder!

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Hamza Aziz
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Published: Jul 31, 2008 01:32 pm

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It’s been well over a year since we last heard anything about the Legend of Neil. The series started off with a bang and then pretty much vanished. Now, the series has been brought back to life and has moved over to Atom, where they promise a new episode every Thursday. 

In episode one, Neil was transported to Hyrule after he asphyxiated himself with a controller while masturbating to one of the fairies from the game. He then ran into Old Man who gave him a crappy wooden sword and sent Neil on the quest to save the bangable Princess. 

Episode two finds Neil lost in the Lost Woods where he encounters some Octoroks and discovers that his sword isn’t really a piece of crap.

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