The Impossible Game is already pissing me off

Unforgivable! Gimme a Chicken Sandwich and some Waffle Fries!

Oh, sorry. I’m just…angry. I haven’t even played this iPhone game yet and I’m already pissed off. It’s called The Impossible Game, and just watching this video lets me know how pissed off I’m going to be when I play it.

The game is very simple: You control an orange cube that moves automatically. You only control its jumps. You’ll work to successfully jump for as long as possible, avoiding the many obstacles that are set up to screw you over. Mess up and you start over.

On top of how infuriating it looks to be, it also seems like it will be insanely addictive. Watch the end of the video where the player tries to clear the stage in one attempt. I was mesmerized!

Right now The Impossible Game only costs $.99 on the App Store. Later it will cost you hundreds when you have to replace your iPhone from slamming it on the ground in frustration.

Dale North