The Gold Nunchuk will return YET AGAIN in January

Club Nintendo better brace itself

Club Nintendo managed to restock the deliriously popular Gold Nunchuk controller this past Monday. But just as I predicted, because I am motherf*ckin’ Nostradamus, the supply was depleted by Tuesday. Like vultures, the lot of you!

Many were unable to acquire one of the gold-painted doodads due to such short notice. I mean, 900 coins don’t just appear out of thin air, ya know! Thankfully, Nintendo is throwing us yet another bone with news that the controller will be restocked a third time come January.

With a full month ahead of us, scrounging up the necessary coinage shouldn’t be a problem. The problem is that we’re junkies, and Nintendo is exploiting that. Shame on you!

Tony Ponce