The God of War rap song. Yes, you read that right

So there was a contest for God of War 2 called the God of Noise. What you had to do was make a song for God of War 2. This was the criteria:

All Song submissions will be judged on the following criteria: originality 40%; musical compatibility with the feel/tone of the game 30%; creative use of game score samples 30%

So what’s the big deal? Well aside from having a horrible hook (“The warrior Kratos achieved immortality by killing ares to become the God of War. Now it’s your turn to achieve immortality and become the God of…..Noise.“) the winner’s song, George Domain, makes me cry laughing every time I hear it. I dare you to tell me you aren’t dying from laughter either. 

I really hope this song makes it to the soundtrack.