The Destructoid Theme Song Contest gets its cherry popped!

King3vbo has taken the plunge by being the first entry into the Official Destructoid Theme Song Contest, and I can honestly say this is the best entry yet. Unfortunately it’s automatically disqualified due to the mass amounts of racism, sexism, and all the other -isms incorporated into the video. Oh yeah, and because as far as I know he’s not actually a member of The Who.
 
Hit the jump to see his second, far more eligible entry and don’t forget to send in your own songs. In case you forgot, the winner gets the COMPLETE Rock Band game and instrument set and their choice of Dtoid editor as a groupie. If you pick Nex the chances of drugs being involved are also considerably higher.  

Haley