The Daily Hotness: Quickie

Whoops, no one did a Hotness on the 9th. WELL HERE YOU GO. SUPER SLOPPY!

New Destructoid Show: Unreal Tomb Raidin’ DrunkNES
THQ’s Bilson: Cut scenes the last resort for storytelling
Have a face-melting Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet video
Live Show: A Plant Plays Dragon Age II
New Crysis 2 multiplayer trailer has perks and dog tags
Free App of the Day: Dalton the Awesome
Reboot o’clock: Another Doom film possibly coming
Technical Difficulties: Rainbow Six FUBAR
It’s happening: Angry Birds on Facebook
Zelda Skyward Sword ‘best example’ of Nintendo innovation
L.A. Noire footage shows investigation techniques
Preview: Shoot Many Robots
Xbox 360 at PAX East: Gears of War 3, Trenched, and more
What is your perfect multiplayer game?
Slam Bolt Scrappers gets launch trailer, PAX East contest
Catherine patch out in Japan…for PS3
EDF: Insect Armageddon doing retailer-exclusive DLC
Microsoft: Games For Windows Live will get better
War in the North earns its M-rating with brutal combat
Microsoft loses $1.2 million in Microsoft Points
Prequel comic for The Darkness 2 coming, will be free
Deus Ex: Human Revolution gets August release date
Guitar Hero lives on, ‘modern rock’ DLC released
Kinect: More than 10 million sensors sold
The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile hits XBLA early April
Toy Soldiers: Cold War announced
PS3 getting cloud-based online storage option
Pokemon Black & White sold 1 million copies in a day
Indie developers tasked with creating Serious Sam titles
See those ‘next gen’ Unreal Engine 3 graphics yourself
Epic: Gears of War 3 can’t afford GOW 2’s online issues
Saints Row: The Third won’t have a fart in a jar
Holy Sh*t: Events of Persona 4 happened in real life
Rumor: Activision working on Dance Hero
PSA: PSN going down for maintenance today
Super Mario Bros. with current gen sound effects is gross
Square Enix won’t let Ignition localize Blood of Bahamut
Sony’s Spring Fever 2011 sale prices are hot
Study: Brits worried about 3DS eye strain and price tag
Sony VP Peter Dille leaves PlayStation
Tekken King of Iron Fist tournament begins in London
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