The Daily Hotness: Jonathan Holmes gets all the ladies

Dear Jonathan Holmes,

Please teach me your ways. Please show me how you get women pregnant by them simply touching your face. How do women just flock to you? Are you a God? You’re secretly a God, aren’t you?

Yours forever,

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Destructoid Originals:
Xbox 360 version of Ghostbusters not region locked
Quest for Glory developers only approached once for a remake
Podtoid 101: E3, and Nicholson’s Pecs
The Podcastle Live 3.0: Now Streaming
E3 09: Bona fide booth babes touching my face video recap
E309: Behind the scenes with The Beatles: Rock Band
E3 09: PS3/360 video recap part one (with PSP bonus levels)
Game Debate to the Death!Counter-Strike VS World of Warcraft


Community blogs of 06/09/09
Forum of the day: Left 4 Dead 2

Soulcalibur: Broken Destiny
Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time

Write a ninja haiku, win the Ninja Blade soundtrack!
Reminder: We’re giving away this beast of a computer!

E3 09 a success, E3 10 dated

Supreme Commander console sequel might not suck
Microsoft no longer sending out coffins for defective 360s
Activision: Modern Warfare 2 will own 2009’s face
Bye bye Microsoft Points?
Sony: No trophies on PSP
Zeno Clash coming to XBLA!?!
Sony not worried by PSP Go price
Could there be a Tekken 6 bundle with arcade stick?
Capcom teases Resident Evil PSP, we listen
Forza 3 GameStop exclusive limited edition details revealed
Pre-order offers 3 free The Beatles: Rock Band tracks, more
Hulu integration with Xbox LIVE is a possibility
Prepare for next week’s Xbox LIVE maintenance
Sony motion controllers hit US patent office
Game creation game Kodu coming to 360 this month
Modern Warfare 2 is all ‘f*ck realism, yo’
Mary Machine Classic looks so very familiar
Nintendo tried motion capture, passed on it
For auction at Sam’s Club: Dan Aykroyd signed poster, game
Sega blog unveils Let’s Tap box, which comes with boxes
Heroes star dreams up movie while playing World of Warcraft
Happy New Year’s gift: Darksiders drops January 1, 2010
Max needs a shave and a clean shirt in Max Payne 3
Enjoy Dr. Kawashima laughing at you on the iPhone
Valkyria Chronicles sales jump 400% due to price cut
Xseed: Losing Muramasa opened the door for Fragile
Crimecraft content will be free, server maintenence won’t be

McFarlane Toys next batch of Halo figures
Uwe Boll paid money to be in Postal 3
Check out this Punch-Out!! Little Mac custom figure


Watch Huxley’s opening now so you won’t have to later
Perfect Dark XBLA set to have online multiplayer
New Final Fantasy XIII screens are blue, dabba die dabba doo
Hellion: Mystery of the Inquisition introduces Godric
This H2Overdrive trailer made me go get $20 in quarters
Overlord II welcomes us to the Minionstry of Information
Eduardo the Samurai Toaster to toast toast next week
That incredible Forza 3 trailer took how long to make!?
Big hits and big catches are part of The Bigs 2
CoJ: Bound in Blood involves firing guns, apparently
Left 4 Dead 2 gets new screenshots, let’s boycott them!

Hamza Aziz