Dear Jonathan Holmes,
Please teach me your ways. Please show me how you get women pregnant by them simply touching your face. How do women just flock to you? Are you a God? You’re secretly a God, aren’t you?
Yours forever,
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Destructoid Originals:
Xbox 360 version of Ghostbusters not region lockedQuest for Glory developers only approached once for a remakePodtoid 101: E3, and Nicholson’s Pecs
The Podcastle Live 3.0: Now Streaming
E3 09: Bona fide booth babes touching my face video recapE309: Behind the scenes with The Beatles: Rock BandE3 09: PS3/360 video recap part one (with PSP bonus levels)Game Debate to the Death!Counter-Strike VS World of Warcraft
Community:Community blogs of 06/09/09
Forum of the day: Left 4 Dead 2
Previews:Soulcalibur: Broken DestinyRatchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
Contests:Write a ninja haiku, win the Ninja Blade soundtrack!Reminder: We’re giving away this beast of a computer!
Events:E3 09 a success, E3 10 dated
News:Supreme Commander console sequel might not suckMicrosoft no longer sending out coffins for defective 360sActivision: Modern Warfare 2 will own 2009’s faceBye bye Microsoft Points?Sony: No trophies on PSPZeno Clash coming to XBLA!?!Sony not worried by PSP Go price
Could there be a Tekken 6 bundle with arcade stick?
Capcom teases Resident Evil PSP, we listenForza 3 GameStop exclusive limited edition details revealedPre-order offers 3 free The Beatles: Rock Band tracks, moreHulu integration with Xbox LIVE is a possibility
Prepare for next week’s Xbox LIVE maintenanceSony motion controllers hit US patent officeGame creation game Kodu coming to 360 this month
Modern Warfare 2 is all ‘f*ck realism, yo’Mary Machine Classic looks so very familiarNintendo tried motion capture, passed on it
For auction at Sam’s Club: Dan Aykroyd signed poster, game
Sega blog unveils Let’s Tap box, which comes with boxes
Heroes star dreams up movie while playing World of Warcraft Happy New Year’s gift: Darksiders drops January 1, 2010
Max needs a shave and a clean shirt in Max Payne 3Enjoy Dr. Kawashima laughing at you on the iPhoneValkyria Chronicles sales jump 400% due to price cut
Xseed: Losing Muramasa opened the door for FragileCrimecraft content will be free, server maintenence won’t be
Offbeat:McFarlane Toys next batch of Halo figuresUwe Boll paid money to be in Postal 3
Check out this Punch-Out!! Little Mac custom figure
Media: Watch Huxley’s opening now so you won’t have to laterPerfect Dark XBLA set to have online multiplayerNew Final Fantasy XIII screens are blue, dabba die dabba dooHellion: Mystery of the Inquisition introduces GodricThis H2Overdrive trailer made me go get $20 in quartersOverlord II welcomes us to the Minionstry of InformationEduardo the Samurai Toaster to toast toast next weekThat incredible Forza 3 trailer took how long to make!?Big hits and big catches are part of The Bigs 2CoJ: Bound in Blood involves firing guns, apparentlyLeft 4 Dead 2 gets new screenshots, let’s boycott them!
