The Daily Hotness: Galloping simulation!

I still can’t stop laughing at this.

Destructoid Original:
Exclusive: Ridge Racer Unbounded: Create or Destroy
Live show: Record of Agarest War Zero on Mash Tactics
How I learned to stop worrying and die
Live Show: Backlog may finish Mega Man Legends 2
Vote in Backlog Series 22: Screw the pen, gimme the sword

Community blogs of 8/9
Forum thread of the day: PAX 2011
eSports: Really??

EA vs Dtoid match in Bad Company 2 is now live! (Update)

Review: Dragon Age II: Legacy
Review: The Asskickers

Hands-on: Big Game Hunter 2012

Final Fantasy Versus XIII will not be at Tokyo Game Show
Take-Two: Duke Nukem Forever profitable despite reviews
BioWare has no issue with you importing The Old Republic
Fallout: New Vegas’ new DLC achievements mention ED-E
Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood wins big at BIU Awards
Spelunker HD coming to EU PlayStation Network August 10
Team Bondi assets and IP reportedly sold to KMM
Go grab the Madden NFL 12 demo on Xbox Live, PSN
Ken Levine likes the PS Vita because he’s a gamer
Expect the beta for Transformers Universe ‘very soon’
Disgaea 3 for PS Vita confirmed, other new titles teased
Evening Standard stops blaming London riots on GTA
Persona 2: Innocent Sin comes to Europe via Ghostlight
Rumor: Wii budget line gets Super Mario Galaxy and more
EA: Wii U won’t be transitional, will ‘get’ online play
Analyst: 3DS games should be $20-$25
Theme Park and Battlefield 3 are coming to iOS
Gamefly to enter digital PC market with PC Unlimited Play
EDF: Insect Armageddon gets two downloadable weapon packs
Serious Sam 3: BFE has ‘crazy ass split screen’
Deus Ex getting edits, bonuses for Japanese release
Sega on Vita ‘Technically it’s brilliant, it’s beautiful’
PSA: Walmart selling $170 3DS starting today!
Steam Trading Beta allows you to trade gifted games, more
THQ realigns business, 200 jobs cut from studio closures

Watch this emotional EVO 2011 ‘Moments’ video
Metroid turns 25, free double-disc remix album unlocked
Exile Vilify Music Video Contest winners revealed
‘Dream with Portals,’ a Portal 2 remix project
Amaterasu cosplay dog is adorable

A baby monkey riding a pig backwards on your iPhone
Dead Island gets a co-op trailer
LOL: Freddy Krueger DLC out for Mortal Kombat today
Take a look at Modern Warfare 3’s Spec Ops mode
Raw TrackMania 2 Canyon footage impresses
NHL 12: They’re Coming

Hamza Aziz