The Behemoth wants your Castle Crashers fan fiction

Do you like reading fan fiction? Do you like writing fan fiction? Do you lament the lack of good Castle Crashers fan fiction? Are you just gonna sit there and take it? Do something about it, son!

The Behemoth is giving away either copies of Castle Crashers or event-exclusive BattleBlock Theater T-shirts to the five cats who write the best tales of derring-do based on Castle Crashers. Just pick two of the game’s knights, write a 450-to-550-word backstory in any style you desire, then email your submission by 5 PM PST, May 1. Sure, that’s only a couple days away, but I’m certain that a bunch of intelligent young minds such as yourself can hammer out a quick number in no time flat. For comparison, this entire post is 191 words long. See? Easy!

Part of the reason I posted this news was to have an excuse to share the above image of I-Mockery founder and Abobo’s Big Adventure designer Roger Barr smacking on a keyboard like an ape. By the way, did you guys know he now works for The Behemoth? Surprise!

Castle Crashers Fan Fiction Writing Contest [The Behemoth]

Tony Ponce