TGS 2007: White Knight Story trailer even gives women boners

The above video is the brand new trailer for Level 5’s upcoming White Knight Story. The animation and art direction throughout the clip are utterly top-notch and the entire time it was playing — while holding a notebook over my genitals to avoid embarassment — I was giggling and clapping like a mongoloid child you’d see wandering the aisles of your local Wal-Mart wearing a helmet and drool bib while being distracted by shiny colors and bright signage. If my being forced to compare myself to what Mark Twain would call “a retardo” is any indication of just how exciting this whole thing is, I believe we’ve reached a level of pre-release anticipation where the anticipation itself actually builds more anticipation and developers are no longer paid to create products, only hype. Gaming has, in fact, become Hollywood.

Earnest Cavalli
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