Remember a few weeks ago when it was revealed that Keith Richards snorted some of his father’s ashes along with a ton of cocaine? Upon hearing that, I officially declared it to be the coolest thing in the history of humankind. Absolutely nothing could come close to pranging out on the remains of a loved one, and watching the above trailer does nothing to dissuade that notion.
According to the decade I grew up in, ninjas are supposed to be stealthy, deadly, and above all, totally radical. Tenchu Z , at least if this trailer is to be believed, tries to pass off some kind of realistic, documentarian look at ninjas as a video game! From Software seems to be going for Ken Burns’ Ninjitsu , when they should be aiming for Jeff Spicoli’s How to Disembowel Some Dude With Your Bong .
Earnest Cavalli
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