Tekken 6 intro trailer: things were never this bad with the Jaguarador

Thanks to Gametrailers user andyelmo, we bring you the above: the arcade trailer for Namco’s Tekken 6. Normally this is the point at which I’d gush about how excited I am to get another Tekken, but wow, that trailer was just SO underwhelming. Like, if I had half a bucket of whelm before watching that thing, I now have mere droplets of whelm and wolves are approaching quickly from the nearby woods intent on eating me and my bucket of abstract concepts.

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