Super fake PSP2 surfaces; fake just got real fake

Think of this post as a preemptive diffuser to what will surely be a million Sony fanboys flooding gaming sites and blogs everywhere with what they believe will be the “real” PSP2. This is a fake folks. Got it, fake. Not real. Doesn’t exist … like your God. Yeah, I just said it, look it up. Here are the fake stats on the PSP2:

• All Metal & Ruggedized Rubber Build
• 200% Brighter Screen
• Dual Analog Controllers
• Visual Battery Display
• 8GB Flash Drive
• Wifi (a,b,g)
• Bluetooth V.2 (A2DP, AVRCP)
• Firmware 4.07

[Full-on fakeness via Gizmodo-fakeland]