Wimmy wham wham wozzle!
Hey local teens, think life is all about cool dance festivals and energy drinks? Wrong. It’s not, and you better get on track or your existence will become one of two things. Best case scenario is you become The Original Party Worm and are destined to party non-stop for decades on end. Worst case scenario is you become a mutilated freak and wreak havoc on Sunset City. Neither is optimal, so drop the Red Bull and pick up a San Pellegrino, you misguided burden on society.