The hype train for Final Fantasy VII Rebirth already left the station with the surprise launch of a demo earlier this month. Before pulling into the final station on February 29, 2024, Square Enix is making a quick stop for Valentine’s Day. After all, what says love like subconsciously stealing the identity of a girl’s dead, but now not dead, boyfriend while also being oblivious to the affections of your childhood friend?
Who are you inviting to the Gold Saucer with these Final Fantasy 7 Valentine’s cards?
In a February 13, 2024, post on X (formerly Twitter), the Final Fantasy VII account made a series of Valentine’s cards available. Each card features one of the nine party members with an obligatory appearance by everyone’s favorite villain with mommy issues, Sephiroth.
The cards themselves harken back to a time when I would purchase a box of Batman or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cards to hand out in elementary school. Each of the 10 cards features a high-quality render of the character with a delightful pun professing your adoration for the recipient. Suddenly I’m wondering who would get each character and which card best describes my feelings for my real crush. I suppose it doesn’t matter as a nearly 40-year-old man who will just print them all out and dump them on my wife’s desk.
Feel free to click on any of the images above to download whichever strikes your fancy. Even if you won’t be handing them out in class, you can always set them as a phone wallpaper to celebrate the holiday and remind you why you need to save the planet from Sephiroth.
