Please login to bookmark Close

Err, ‘Surprise Box’

Recommended Videos

It’s hard for me to talk about mystery boxes without thinking of this Family Guy clip. “A mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!”

Square Enix has a new mystery box, but the publisher’s pretty up-front about the fact that it won’t contain a boat. Instead, it has some combination of five digital PC games for $10. Supposedly, the contents are worth over $80 (although that was probably upon initial release, and nowhere near what they’re worth now).

Really, this investment isn’t about potentially getting good games at a cheap price. No, you’re buying the thrill of being a badass who sinks their money into the unknown. Whatever Square gives out is just a consolation. You’re on your way to Wall Street, but this mystery box is just the first step.

The 2015 Holiday Surprise Box [Square Enix]

NEWSLETTER

SIGN UP FOR THE
DESTRUCTOID NEWSLETTER