They didn’t forget about us!
It’s been a bit of a wait, but Nintendo has localized SplatNet at last.
The Splatoon web app lets you see which maps are coming up next in the rotation, look over your loadout and stats, and peek at what your friends are up to, among other things.
You’ll need a Nintendo Network ID to use the site (Twitter integration is optional), but someone as fresh as you already has an an account, I’m sure. Also: that phone looks dangerous.