Today, we bring you the special E3 Wrapup Edition of Podtoid. I’d like to tell you what went on, but since I spent the entire week feeding the Destructokids and making sure they got to school on time, I can’t. After all, someone has to keep the home fires burning while everyone else galavants all around Los Angeles, cheating on me with god-knows-who and catting around until god-knows-when.
I promised myself I wouldn’t cry, but mother always warned me against getting involved with a robot. “They’re shiftless. Just like the Jews!”, she’d say. Mother was stunningly racist, but she was also right. I swear, if I find one more lip-print on Aaron’s metallic collar, or see another video of Colette like the one I was forced to watch yesterday, I’m f***ing leaving!
*Nex breaks into uncontrollable sobbing*
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