Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing screens bring the Banjo

Sega is smart. Sega knows that this week will be incredibly slow as it leads into Christmas, so it’s cleverly released Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing screens, knowing that we’ll be so starved of stories that we’ll post them. Clever girl. 

So here they are, an insultingly low number of screens, like Sega has tossed us a small and rotting bone like some sort of capricious king at a monstrous banquet. You better enjoy them, because the videogame “news” is surely going to get worse from here. Well, Banjo is in these screens … I guess that is news. Kind of.

Merry f*cking Christmas.