Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition trailer is definitively definitive

‘Definitive Edition means just that — definitive’

All those other trailers you’ve seen for Sleeping Dogs? Forget those. They weren’t nearly as definitive as this definitive trailer for Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition is.

This is the be-all end-all of Sleeping Dogs trailers. This explains why Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition is as definitive as it is. As if you needed to be told. Look how definitive those shiny visuals and reckless violence are. There’s also a definitive amount of content, to boot!

I must say, this just might be the definitive post of Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition definitive trailer posts. All those fools on this site can just stop trying.

Brett Makedonski
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