Sheik and Toon Link amiibo wish you a happy Valentine’s Day

How old is Toon Link anyway?

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Valentine’s Day makes most people I know feel uncomfortable. The modern concept of the holiday has been designed around taking heartfelt expressions of attention/appreciation/affection and packaging them into rote, uniform little bundles of “love.” Already sounds kind of like amiibo, doesn’t it? In fact, one might say that amiibo are the chalky, heart shaped, “B Mine” and “I Wuv U” candies of the Nintendo world. If collecting videogames is like collecting love letters, then every amiibo is like an individual sext from a stranger who may actually be a tweetbot.

If none of that made any sense to you, don’t worry. All you need to know is in this music video. Here you will find all of the fake plastic love and bizarre sexual bravado that you normally get from Valentine’s Day, but in amiibo form. That I can tell you for certain. What I can’t tell you for certain is what Toon Link is doing to Link’s butt at the end of the song. Feel free to enlighten me in the comments. 

Thanks to Josh Grilli for helping me track down that darn Sheik amiibo.


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