Sharknado is now an actual game you can play

…but probably shouldn’t

Sharknado: The Video Game is out now, you know. It’s the kind of thing people will have strong opinions about, the type of rash and fiery opinions that make the Internet go round.

My thoughts on this iOS endless runner that’s actually asking folks to pry open their wallets and hand over $2.99? Everything is ruined. Everything is terrible. I think I need to lay down.

Sharknado: The Video Game [iTunes]