Senran Kagura cell phone charms smell like breasts

Because of course

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The marketing of booby ninja school girl brawler series Senran Kagura is simply outrageous. Branded tissue boxes? Facepalm worthy. Themed desserts? Fairly creative. Cell phone charms? Well, that doesn’t sound so bad…

… oh? They carry the faint scent of women’s breasts? There we go! For a minute there, I thought Marvelous was losing its knack for the perverse! I’m getting this mental image of a sexually repressed elder man motorboating two dangling strips of rubber.

The full set of 10 charms will be available this July for ¥4800 (~$48). May God help us.

香り付き にいてんごむっ!『閃乱カグラ』12個入りボックス [Blister via GoNintendo]


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