Sell your eggs to afford these fine Assassin’s Creed bags

Italian full-grain bovine leather

Like Ubisoft and Assassin’s Creed, do you have more money than you know what to do with? Buy these $500 Black Flag bags, then.

Yes, they’re not cheap. But both bags are made with Italian full-grain bovine leather, with authentic details and exquisite workmanship. And both bags are extremely limited: only 100 of each have been produced – so once they’re gone, they’re gone for good.

Actually, I’m cool with both the messenger bag and sailor bag. Game merchandise is usually tacky and cheap. These are actually sort of nice. Not $500 nice, but nice. Maybe reach a healthy middle ground next time, Ubisoft. Something more accessible to all fans than a premium limited 200 run that costs more than the consoles the series is played on.

It reminds me of when Resident Evil 4 came out and I wanted a replica of Leon’s jacket. Probably for the best that never happened. What am I, some kind of nerd?

Steven Hansen