Saints Row: The Third officially announced

THQ, by way of Game Informer, has officially announced the next major sequel in the Saints Row franchise, Saints Row: The Third. It’s due to launch this holiday season, and it takes place in an entirely new city. 

Saints Row: The Third puts you on top of the world, right at the beginning of the game, with all the perks that go along with being the head of an elite criminal organization,” said total f*cking THQ pimp Danny Bilson. “There’s no delivering pizza, no shuttling family members about in a long series of taxi missions. Instead, you take all the power of the Third Street Saints and you take the world by storm.”

Man, all these years on and THQ is still taking potshots at Grand Theft Auto IV

Still, who can blame them? Saints Row is probably better than GTA and anybody who is not looking forward to this game is a sweaty, rancid dick!

Jim Sterling