Runner3 spoilers: Something wicked this Martin-way comes

Martinet’s got a secret

A few months ago, I unveiled a rumor that seemed too weird to be real. I was vindicated in the end, though I understand why some were skeptical. They haven’t played Runner3 yet, so they don’t know how silly the game can be. They also don’t know how silly videogames in general can be, because despite being out for less than a day, Runner3 is already one of the silliest games of all time. 

If you want to see exactly how deep this irreverent hole goes, you’ll have to do some hard digging. The video above is one of the many unexplained secrets that I’ve found in the game so far, and I’ve only hadit for a week or two. Who knows what we’ll have found by this time next year.

If you find anything equally unexplainable, let me know. I’m making a list. 

Jonathan Holmes
"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Just like in a Gameboy game... a nice tight little world... and all its inhabitants... made out of little building blocks... Why can't these little pixels be the building blocks for love..? For loss... for understanding"- James Kochalka, Reinventing Everything part 1 "I wonder if James Kolchalka has played Mother 3 yet?" Jonathan Holmes