The ESRB wanted to warn concerned parents of the suggestive language of some of the songs in Dance Central, so they quoted a few lines in their game description. Here’s some choice phrases from the description:
- “…did your girl’s butt”
- “Body is soft, makin’ me wanna squish her”
- “meet him at the door with nothin’ on”
- “…remove your underwear”
- “you’re bound to get shot”
On their own, to my immature brain, these are hilarious. That may just be me.
Siliconera did all the footwork with a Google search for some of these lines. Through this they were able to reveal that “Flava” from Craig Mack and “Dip It Low” by Christina Milian are among Dance Central’s included songs. I’m quite plased that Wreckx-N-Effect’s “Rump Shaker” is making it into the mix. All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zomm and a boom-boom! I love this song! The best line from this song goes something like this:
…from New York down by your Virginia, Ticklin’ you around Delware before I enter
Classy!
